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Moment man who pretended to be disabled to beg on street gets caught by passerby(Pics)



A man pretending to be disabled in order to beg for money on the street was caught out by a passer-by - who refused to be convinced by his tricks.
The man had tucked his legs into the back of his boxer shorts, to give the appearance that he had no legs.
He then put on a pair of trousers to cover his hidden limbs and spent the say sitting on a skateboard.
But he was caught on when another man, who had walked past the ' disabled beggar ', was unconvinced by his act.

The passer-by pulled down the man's trousers to reveal his hidden limbs to the waiting crowds.
When the fraudster realized his cover had been blown, he desperately tried to wheel himself away on his skateboard.
The footage was posted on Live leak.

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4 Nigerian Songs You’ve Been Singing Wrong All Your Life



I can’t wait to ruin your childhood memories!!

Everyone waxes nostalgic when they remember their childhoods. If you had a bad childhood, don’t worry I’m about to ruin the ones of those that had good ones.

Growing up in Naija, we had some songs we’ve been singing since we were toddlers. We learnt these songs and joined the multitude that has been singing it wrong for ages.

Here are some songs that many Nigerians have been singing wrong since they were kids:

1. Sandalili Sandalili

Every primary school child from the 90’s knows this song. We sang it and we were proud. But did you know we’ve been singing it all wrong since time immemorial?

"The correct thing is Standard living, standard living".
I wonder how we made the jump from standard living to sandalili.

2. The most excellency is Jesus
This is another song many Christians sing. I bet you will hear this when you go to church on Sunday.
The correct wording is: "The most excellent king is Jesus".
Don’t worry, it is okay to cry...




3. Jangilova epo motor
This was another favourite of us when it comes to playing games. I wonder where we got Jangilova when it is:
"Jingle over like a motor"

4. Osingo Osingo, Praise the Lord
This song is actually “O sing my soul, praise the Lord”. But as Nigerians, we have invented our own version lol.

LOL!!! Hilarious Epic Quote Spotted on a Vehicle



I couldn’t stop myself from laughing when saw it. This vehicle was spotted in Ghana with an epic quote “No Life without Wife. But a wife can be a knife to cut off your life”

Lol! Check Out This Funny Photo Of A Mermaid In Nigeria Home Video..i No Fit Laf



The photo you are seeing below is a mermaid in a Nigeria home video.
Now contrary to what we see or read in books and probably watch in other movies is very different from what you are seeing here.



Before now, i used to think water-creatures were very beautiful, but what am seeing here, it looks like i was thinking the opposite.
At least after today, if you're asked to describe a mermaid you should have vivid knowledge about it.
lol....NIAJA SHA!!

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Breaking news

The devil is a liar!!!! Nigeria must stand as a
nation!! The enemies have done their worse!!!
*BREAKING NEWS* Just when we were
complaining about fuel/oil scarcity, some wicked
people have secretly reduced the oil inside Titus
Sardine..... I suspect NNPC...


EFCC Church Seen In Benin City (Photo)




Lol..nothing somebody will not see! This was spotted in Benin.

Fans Attack Ay On Instagram


Some of our celebs have suffered from peoples mouth...lol. Ay the comedian posted this pics on his instagram page days ago and some fans attacked him revealing that he has been repeating this particular shoe for quite a while. One fan even insisted for a fundraise to enable him get another pair of shoes..

40 Hilarious Pidgin Proverbs That Will Inspire You




1. Na for old age ashawo dey know the value ofpikin.
2. Woman wey never see problem... Na im dey still hold breast run.
3. Woman wey dey find pikin no dey wear pant sleep.
4. Rat wey follow lizard enter rain, Na later é go hear am.
5. Na for afternoon dem dey find black goat.
6. Weather hot!! É No mean say fowl go lay boiled egg.
7. EYE WEY DEY CRY DEY SEE ROAD.

8. Pikin wey him mama back cross water, wey say him march fish, wetin him mama go march?
9. Small pikin wey dem carry for back no know say the journey far.
10. Person wey don faint before no be stranger to death.
11. Person wey chop belle full, no know wetin hungry man dey see.
12. No be as woman dey close eye enjoy sex she dey enjoy labour pains.
13. Yansh no get teeth but e dey cut poo.
14. Lizard wey fall from tall iroko tree, if nobody hail am!! é go hail himself
15. Toto water small, but é reach prick take baff.
16. IF GIRL TAKE HUSBAND DO BOYFRIEND, SHE GO TAKE BOYFRIEND DO HUSBAND.
17. Cockroach wey jam fowl, jam bad luck.
18. Na cricket tell him children say, No matter how ground strong, Them no go sleep outside.
19. Pikin wey say him mama no fine they use style call him papa blind man.
20. No be eye wey dem take chop eba dem take dey share meat.
21. Person wey use Elephant set trap, na him know wetin he wan Catch.
22. When Breeze Blow Fowl Yash Go Open.
23. STUDENT WEY READ NA HIM SERIOUS, BUT STUDENT WEY PASS NA HIM KNOW BOOK.
24. Dem no dey tell tortoise say race don start.
25. Dem no dey tell blind man say salt no dey for food.
26. Before you see monkey, monkey don see you.
27. Thief wey jump fence enter house where owner dey wait for am, no go jump again.
28. If pikin say he sabi die, him papa sef go tell am say him sabi bury.
29. Na wetin dey sweet for goat mouth, Na im dey kill am.
30. If e be like say everybody dey craze" na you dey craze.
31. Meat wey you dey forbid, no use your teeth cut am.
32. My thing and our thing no be the same oh.
33. Na happiness dey make prick stand
34. Na as goat stand for market dem dey price am.
35. Craze no hard to form, na the trekking be wahala.
36. Its a small world!! No mean say you fit trek from Naija go London.
37. No matter how hot your temper be, e no fit boil beans.
38. Chicken wey run from Borno go Ibadan go still end up inside pot of soup.
39. Today’s newspaper na tomorrow Suya wrap.
40. Akara and moin moin get the same parent, na wetin dem pass through make dem different.

Hmmmm I Wonder How 2025 Will Look Like. (PHOTO)


Photo: See How A Principal Decided To Solve Exam Malpractice In His School



LOL, An American, an Indian, and a Russian


























An American, an Indian, and a Russian end up in Hell and plead to the Devil that they don't belong here. The Devil, bored, makes them an offer: "I will strike you 3 times with my whip, and if you survive, I'll let you go. You can use anything you want as a shield".
The American goes first. He builds a high-tech shield from depleted uranium and composites, and hides behind it. The Devil strikes once - the shield cracks; twice - the shield falls apart; thrice - the American is no more.
Next goes the Indian. He puts himself in some advanced Yoga position and goes into deep hibernation. The Devil strikes once - nothing; twice - the Indian shivers a bit; thrice - the Indian grunts, but lives. The Devil is amazed and tells him he's free to go.
The Indian asks, "May I stay and watch? In all jokes the Russians somehow come out on top. I want to see how he will do it this time".
The Devil nods and turns to the Russian: "So, what will you use as a shield?"
The Russian replies, "The Indian, of course".

Teacher Vs Crazy Peter. Can't Stop Laughing




Teacher: What is a Verb?
Peter: A Verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre.
Teacher: What are you saying?
Peter: It is a complete sentence sir.
Teacher: Are you mad?
Peter: It is a question sir. Teacher: Don't be stupid.
Peter: It is an advice sir.
Teacher: Stop that nonsense.
Peter: It is a command sir.
Teacher: You're an idiot.
Peter: It is an insult sir. Teacher: Get out of my class.
Peter: It is an order sir.
Teacher: Oh! Goodness, What a boy!
Peter: It is an exclamation sir.
Teacher: May God have mercy on you.
Peter: It is a prayer sir

A touching love story

A very touching Chinese story:

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I am already crying...
Especially that part when he said: 汦睯.