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Moment man who pretended to be disabled to beg on street gets caught by passerby(Pics)



A man pretending to be disabled in order to beg for money on the street was caught out by a passer-by - who refused to be convinced by his tricks.
The man had tucked his legs into the back of his boxer shorts, to give the appearance that he had no legs.
He then put on a pair of trousers to cover his hidden limbs and spent the say sitting on a skateboard.
But he was caught on when another man, who had walked past the ' disabled beggar ', was unconvinced by his act.

The passer-by pulled down the man's trousers to reveal his hidden limbs to the waiting crowds.
When the fraudster realized his cover had been blown, he desperately tried to wheel himself away on his skateboard.
The footage was posted on Live leak.

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4 Nigerian Songs You’ve Been Singing Wrong All Your Life



I can’t wait to ruin your childhood memories!!

Everyone waxes nostalgic when they remember their childhoods. If you had a bad childhood, don’t worry I’m about to ruin the ones of those that had good ones.

Growing up in Naija, we had some songs we’ve been singing since we were toddlers. We learnt these songs and joined the multitude that has been singing it wrong for ages.

Here are some songs that many Nigerians have been singing wrong since they were kids:

1. Sandalili Sandalili

Every primary school child from the 90’s knows this song. We sang it and we were proud. But did you know we’ve been singing it all wrong since time immemorial?

"The correct thing is Standard living, standard living".
I wonder how we made the jump from standard living to sandalili.

2. The most excellency is Jesus
This is another song many Christians sing. I bet you will hear this when you go to church on Sunday.
The correct wording is: "The most excellent king is Jesus".
Don’t worry, it is okay to cry...




3. Jangilova epo motor
This was another favourite of us when it comes to playing games. I wonder where we got Jangilova when it is:
"Jingle over like a motor"

4. Osingo Osingo, Praise the Lord
This song is actually “O sing my soul, praise the Lord”. But as Nigerians, we have invented our own version lol.

LOL!!! Hilarious Epic Quote Spotted on a Vehicle



I couldn’t stop myself from laughing when saw it. This vehicle was spotted in Ghana with an epic quote “No Life without Wife. But a wife can be a knife to cut off your life”

OMG!!! Hotel Where Perverts Pay to Have Se-x With Animals









Three men have been jailed after being convicted of running an animal brothel in Swansea, Wales. The hotel specializes in getting animals and grooming them to become good in having sex with humans.


Their animal catalog includes domesticated female white lions, mountain nanny goats, Irish pigs, Himalayan gentle donkeys and other species of animals. Some animals that are not dangerous like female sheep's and  some breeds of
dogs
 are also trained to give oral sex and receive full vaginal sex from the customer who come to book rooms and have sex with these animals over night.

The customers who cannot afford to pay for full sex or book a room end up paying $15 for oral sex by the sheep's while the rich clients pay as much as $120 a night for a room and an animal sex partner that is healthy and experienced in human sexual pleasure. News reaching US say the animals are often cleaned and sanitized before the act. The vaginas and anus are deep cleaned with antiseptic smeared with lavenders and honey to make it tight and wet. The animals are sometimes dressed with pantyhose, G strings and high heeled shoes depending on the taste of the client.


During their trial at Swansea Crown Court the jury heard they setup a website on the hidden “Deep Web” where people from all over the country could select the animal of their liking and book in for an appointment.

In their defense, the defense lawyer, Damian Erow told the trial judge and jury that the brothel poses no threat to its customers because the animal sex organs are sterilized regularly and that the animals are well trained to give and receive sex with their human counterparts.

All have previous convictions for committing the same offense at the same address. The two brothers and father were all sentenced to four years in prison and the animals confiscated and sent back to animal conservatories because they have been so domesticated and sexually traumatized to survive tin the wild. The clients are planning a peaceful demonstration to protest the infringement on their fundamental human right to happiness and sexual freedom.

They ask to be allowed to chose their sex partners and follow their sexual orientation. They claim that they do not harm the animals instead the give the animals a chance to live a better qualitative life. The march is scheduled to hold Sometime later this year.  Guys, What is the world turning into?  - See more at: http://www.gossipafrik.com/2015/08/omg-hotel-where-perverts-pay-to-have-se.html#sthash.TQMUVxJ3.dpuf

25 Nigerians With Private Jets


1 – ASIWAJU BOLA AHMED TINUBU
 A former governor of Lagos State and National Leader of the All Progressives Congress, he purchased a second jet around May 2014. Reportedly a brand-new Bombadier Global Express XRS valued at $50 million (N10 billion), it is believed the jet was extensively used during the 2015 presidential campaigns which later saw to the victory of Muhammadu Buhari. See photos below (image credits: Bayo Omoboriowo & Tolu Jinadu).
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2 – ORJI UZOR KALU
Private Jets In Nigeria Owners Orji Uzor Kalu
 A billionaire and one of the few Nigerians on Forbes list, he is the former governor of Abia State and chairman of the conglomerate, Slok Group. Kalu tops the chart of private jet owners in Nigeria – he has five, the largest private jet fleet in Nigeria, and in the early hours of Thursday, 18th September 2014, his fifth jet, a Gulfstream G650, made its maiden entry into the Nigerian airspace after it touched down at the Murtala Muhammed International Airport, Ikeja, Lagos.
Kalu inside his residence called Camp Neya which he named after his daughter Neya Uzor Kalu.
Orji Uzor Kalu Private Jet Owner

The following are Kalu’s jets:
  • GULFSTREAM G650: He reportedly bought this for $72 million (N11.5 billion) making it most probably the most expensive jet in Nigeria. Even the French-made Falcon 7X of the Presidential Air Fleet bought by President Goodluck Jonathan does not come close – that cost just $50 million or N10 billion.
Private Jets In Nigeria Owners Orji Uzor Kalu Gulfstream G650

This is a Gulfstream G650 and is made in the United States. Photo credits: Creative Commons. A unit costs $65 million and can cost a lot more with modifications.
  • GULFSTREAM IV (he has/had three of this).
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Gulfstream IV / G400 C-20F/G/H/J GIV-SP / G350 / G450. Image credits: Creative Commons.
Private Jets In Nigeria Owners Orji Uzor Kalu Gulfstream Gulfstream V
G-V-SP Gulfstream G550 (Gulfstream V).
  • BOMBARDIER’S GLOBAL EXP XRS.
Private Jets In Nigeria Owners Orji Uzor Kalu Gulfstream G650 Bombardier Global Express
Gulfstream G650 Bombardier Global Express
A Bombardier Global Express. It is Canadian-made.
3 – SENATOR ALI MODU SHERIFF
Like Kalu, Sheriff is also a former governor of Borno State.
Now one of the most prominent politicians in Nigeria, Sheriff is also ahead of the pack with a total of four jets, as follows:
  • GULFSTREAM G650, Dornier (he has/had three of this).
Senator Ali Modu Sheriff Private Jet
Senator Ali Modu Sheriff (SAS) and one of his private jets.
4 – BISHOP DAVID OYEDEPO
 He is the head of the Winners Chapel, one of Nigeria’s most popular churches and he has a total of four jets:Ads by outobox
Bishop Oyedepo in one of his jets. Image credits: DailyMail.
Bishop Oyedepo in one of his jets. Image credits: DailyMail.
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  • GULFSTREAM G550
  • VG450
  • BOMBARDIER 604: Registered as Bombardier Challenger 604 (N664D) – D. Oyedepo / Dominion Air / World Mission Agency, see photo below:
David Oyedepo Private Jet Photo
Image credits: Airliners.net
5 – ALIKO DANGOTE
He is the richest black in the world and he has two jets:
  • BOMBARDIER EXPRESS
The aircraft are registered as
  • BAe 125-700 (5N-BEX) – A. Dangote
  • BAe 125-1000 (5N-DGN) – A. Dangote
Aliko Dangote – Bombardier Global Express XRS – N104DA (Copyright Alex N.)
Aliko Dangote – Bombardier Global Express XRS – N104DA (Credits: Alex N.)
  • FALCON 7X (same type as the one in the Presidential Air Fleet, purchased by former President Goodluck Jonathan, costs $50 million or N10 billion naira)
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Falcon 7X (5N-FGU) Nigerian Air Force, March 5, 2011. CREDITS: Didier Didairbus (Used with permission, all rights reserved by owner).
  • BOMBARDIER (see photo below)
  • The aircraft are registered as: BAe 125-600 (5N-EMA),
    • Bombardier Challenger 604 (VP-BJM) – M. Adenuga / Southern Air
    • Bombardier Global Express XRS (VP-CNA)
Mike Adenuga Private Jet Photo

7 – RIVERS STATE GOVERNMENT
Purchased by the former governor of oil-rich Rivers State, Rotimi Chibuike Amaechi. It is a Brazilian-made Embraer Legacy said to be for the state government (Embraer EMB135BJ Legacy 600 (5N-RSG) and a Bombardier (Bombardier Global 5000 (N565RS). See the photo below: 
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Rivers State’s Embraer ERJ-135BJ Legacy 5N-RSG 14500891 at the Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport, Abuja. It is named ‘Our Lady Queen of Victories’. Image credits: JetPhotos.
Rotimi Amaechi Private Jet
8 – AKWA IBOM STATE GOVERNMENT
 Purchased by the former governor of the oil-rich Akwa Ibom State, Godswill Akpabio, it is a Gulfstream, also said to belong to the state government. Gulfstream G450 (N224BH) is the name of registration of the jet. 
9 – PASTOR ENOCH ADEBOYE

He is the head of the Redeemed Church of God and owns a Gulfstream GIV (N707EA)  registered as E. Adeboye / Emmanuel Aviation. See photo below:
Pastor Enoch Adeboye Private Jet
Image credits: JustinAtagbo.Blogspot.com
10 – NIGER STATE GOVERNMENT
The immediate former governor of Niger State, Muazu Babangida Aliyu cruised around in a Gulfstream V.
 Governor Aliyu celebrating his 50th birthday inside a private jet in November 2012. He was roundly condemned for this.
Governor Aliyu celebrating his 50th birthday inside a private jet in November 2012. He was roundly condemned for this.
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12 – AYO ORITSEJAFOR
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The President of the Christian Association of Nigeria. He owns a Bombardier jet (registered as Bombardier Challenger 601 (N431CB) which he said was a gift, see photo below:
Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor Private Jet
13 – MOHAMMED INDIMI
A billionaire businessman, he is also an owner of a private jet (Gulfstream GIV (N52MK). Indimi is the founder and chairman of Oriental Energy Resources, a privately-held Nigerian oil exploration and production company.
Mohammed Indimi
Mohammed Indimi. Image credits: Forbes.
Mohammed Indimi inside his private jet with daughter.
Mohammed Indimi inside his private jet with daughter.
The following are Nigerians that have owned their own private jets in the past, some as far back as the 1970s.
14 – MKO ABIOLA
MKO Abiola Private Jet
Credits: Dele Momodu.
15 – THE DANTATAS
DANGOTE AND ALHAJI DANTATA OUTSIDE THEIR PRIVATE JET
Aliko Dangote (L) with Alhaji Sanusi Dantata outside his private jet named Dansa Cola. PHOTO CREDITS: DDDD/IBRAHIM DANGOTE.
16 – BAUCHI STATE GOVERNMENT
The Bauchi State Government also has a private jet (Embraer EMB145LR (5N-BJM)).
17 – TARABA STATE GOVERNMENT
Taraba State Government owns an Embraer EMB145EU (5N-BOZ).
18 – PRINCE ARTHUR EZE
Prince Arthur Eze, billionaire businessman owns a Gulfstream GIV (5N-PZE).
19 – SAM IWUAJOKU
He is the head of Quits Aviation Services, Lagos. He owns a Hawker 800A (5N-QTS).
Aliko Dangote and Sam Iwuajoku meeting with Bill Gates at the Quits Aviation Center in Lagos Nigeria. Image credits: Pilot BlogBook.com
Aliko Dangote and Sam Iwuajoku meeting with Bill Gates at the Quits Aviation Center in Lagos Nigeria. Image credits: Pilot BlogBook.com
20 – ALEX IZINYON II
He is the Managing Associate at Izinyon & Co, President/General Counsel at Izy Air Ltd.
Dr. Alex A. Izinyon, SAN, OFR. Credits: www.iziyonco.com
Dr. Alex A. Izinyon, SAN, OFR. Credits: www.iziyonco.com
He owns two:
  • Hawker 800XP (5N-IZY) – A. Izinyon / Izy Air
  • Cessna 550 Citation Bravo (5N-IZZ) – Izy Air
21 – HARRY AKANDE
Harry Akande, Nigerian Tycoon and politician
He owns an Airbus A318 Elite (VP-CKH). Check out the picture HERE.
22 – SIR JOHNSON IA ARUMEMI-IKHIDE
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He is the owner of Arik Air. He owns a Global Express XRS (VQ-BJA; ‘Gregory’). In 2002, he had bought two Hawker jets for private use, he founded Arik Air the same year.
23 – JIMOH IBRAHIM
Ibrahim owns a Bombardier Challenger 605 (N605GF).
24 – IGHO CHARLES SANOMI II
A businessman and engineer, he owns a Bombardier Challenger 605 (VP-CSI).
Igho Charles Sanomi.
Igho Charles Sanomi.
25 – THEOPHILUS DANJUMA
  • Hawker 900XP (M-SAPT) – T.Y. Danjuma / SAPETRO Aviation
  • Bombardier Challenger 605 (M-SAPL) – T.Y. Danjuma
TY Danjuma Private Jet
One of TY Danjuma’s jets. Image credits: Mickael Payet/Nigerian Aviation.