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1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she
replies, "Sorry for yourself!"
.
2) When you ask her where you should drop
something and she
says, "Drop it on my head."
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3) When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag
from a party.
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4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever." And
she replies you, "Why won't you
have fever when you press phone every night"
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5) When you say, "Mummy I took 2nd in my
class." and she replies, "So the
person that took first has two heads abi?"
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6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just
to punish you.
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7) When you are watching television with her and
then she sleeps off and still
doesn't want you to change the channel.
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8) When you tell her you are going to a friend's
place to play and she asks,
''When last did that friend
come here to play with you?
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9) When she asks you if the food she served you
is enough, and
you reply no, and she says, come and take out of
mine
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10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will
hear Ween.
.
11) When she touches hot pot comfortably
without a cloth or
paper.
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12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother,
so you will not kill
me''.
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13) When she calls you from your room upstairs
and then sends you back
upstairs to bring her purse.
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14) When you ask her to refund the money you
lent her and she tells you, "All
the food you have been eating in the house nko?
Which money did you think was
used in buying them?''
Our Mothers are wonderful!
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