2 young guys appeared before a Judge for selling pot. The Judge said, "You two seem like decent young men, so I'm giving you a 2nd chance rather than send you to jail. I want you to spend next week trying to persuade others of the evil of drugs and if possible get them to give up drugs. I'll see you back in court next week." The following week, the pair were back in court and the Judge asked them how it went. The first guy said, "I was able to persuade 12 people to give up drugs." "Getting 12 people to quit drugs is very impressive." said the Judge, "How did you do it?" The guy replied, "I drew 2 circles, one large and one small and told them the big circle is your brain before drugs and the little circle is your brain after drugs." "Excellent." said the Judge as he turned to the 2nd guy and asked how he did. "Your honor," said the 2nd guy, "I persuaded 89 people to give up drugs." "Wow, 89" said the amazed Judge, "How did you do it?" The 2nd guy replied, "I used a similar method, one large circle and one small circle. I pointed to the small circle and said, "This is your asshole before prison..."
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